
In random order, here is a list of the most embarrassing things that have happened to me that I have not blocked out of my subconciousness. Some of them I blogged about before so I've embedded the link if you want to read more. Are you ready?
1. Grade 7 got my boobies felt 'accidentally' by a boy
2. Walked down the length of the manufacturing floor with my skirt tucked up in my pantihose.
3. THE time I ruined a brand new bathtub at my relatives in Ireland.
4. Driving Challenge #1 - the speaker at the drive in was in the wrong place
5. Driving Challenge #2 - backwards on the Queensway
6. Fell off my bike and did a flip
7. Got propositioned in Mexico ..... by another couple for a foursome!!!!
8. Was bragging to my friends (I was in my twenties) about my weight training and said to a guy as I held up my arm in a Popeye fashion "Feel my pecs". (Right intentions, wrong muscle group!!)
9. Pool Boy and I had the one and only weekend alone at home, in our life, one summer. Kids were away at camps, cottages, friends etc. He and I were relaxing in the pool laying on a double air mattress and I was doing a little innocent topless sunbathing when and out of town relative dropped in unexpectedly and walked through the backyard gate. Not one of my 'favourite' relatives that I would appreciate a drop in from. Actually he's very rough and rude and kind of a pig. Needless to say, when he saw me topless and I quickly hid behind the air mattress, he did not let on, but kept talking away and wouldn't let me get out of the pool to cover up. Finally I was frozen and had to make a dash.
10. Once in my teens my boyfriend gave me a small bottle of Binaca breath drops. Ouch!
11. I was in a new relationship and the first night that we spend together I ended up farting all night. Just as I was falling asleep, one would creep out and wake me up. Consequently, I didn't sleep much all night trying to control my farts but not being very successful at it!
12. At the supper table someone said something really funny just as I had taken a gulp of milk and I laughed and milk came out my nose. OK that's not really so much embarrassing as incredibly funny on it's own! It would be embarrassing if I weren't at a regular family dinner.
13. Started writing a blog and published all my intimate secrets for anyone to see because I'm such a blabber.
And you? What can you top on my list?
ICL
yep, I can't top the topless sunbathing one. That's just too much. You need to fix whatever happened to let him walk right in. :)
ReplyDelete*chokes with laughter* I can't top that. The topless sunbathing... nope...
ReplyDeleteWhat a great list. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL! :D Oh my - thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteYour fishtailing on the Queensway sounds scary! And your boyfriend's dad ended up driving backwards on the Queensway? I guess there wasn't much traffic at the time. ;)
Great stories. :) Thanks for sharing!
Have a good day. :)
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LMAO...ohhh I respect your bravery for admitting your embarrassing moments.
ReplyDeleteOne time when I was like 11 or so, I went swimming with a friend who was a boy and my boob slipped out of my swimming suit. I was sooo embarrassed but he was so nice about it...at least to my face and that's what counts. But I was horrified.
My 13 are up.
When it comes to embarrassing moments you definitely are the champion,ha,ha..
ReplyDeleteI can't think of one thing that has happened to me that could top anything on this list..
Wow... some pretty embarrassing moments there... sorry I can't top ANY of those :-) Happy TT
ReplyDeletehahah! i once farted so loud in my sleep that i woke up both myself and my husband. he didn't say anything about it until i asked him *sheepishly* about it in the morning. we now joke that i woke up the entire apartment complex. funny list! i have a friend who did the walk of shame with her skirt in her pantyhose at the grocery store. and a friend whose tube top accidentally slipped down, exposing her nip, at work, to our boss! haha. ps. office tonight!
ReplyDeleteWow-you're very brave! :)
ReplyDeleteIt is a good thing people don't literally die from embarassment. Some of these would have been fatal. I don't sunbath (natural permanent tan) but if I did I would do it topless. The closest I came to having a momnet like that was in High school. Eveyone was home for winter break except me. I had to stay and work to pay off part of my school bill. So I had the entire dorm to myself. One late afternoon I decided to boldly stride down the halls au naturale. As I got close to the main stairsway, I heard a student coming up the stairs. He was giving a tour to a prospective family. I was able to duck into the bathroom and hide in the shower without being seen. Ah high school.
ReplyDeleteMy Thursday Thirteen # 21 is up now. It is the Photo Church Tour Edition Stop by if you get a chance!
OK - while I was working in Washington, D.C., long, long ago, I was walking through the one of the US House of Representatives office buildings and my slip fell off. Just slam, fell. off. my. body. And I just kicked it through an open door and kept on walking like nobody's business. Yes, indeedy.
ReplyDeleteHappy TT!!
Wow! Those are some embarrassing moments. I don't think I've had too many bad ones, mostly involved with me getting lost and going to the wrong place.
ReplyDeleteI can't think of any embarrassing moments off of the top of my head, although im sure i have plenty! But your #12 reminds me of when I puked out of my nose while we were camping. needless to say, after about 3 seconds i was the only one left around the camp fire!
ReplyDeleteYou had boobies in 7th grade?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I am a late bloomer...am still waiting to grow mine.
Wow, you are courageous! I like reading about other people's embarrassing moments. Perhaps I should post mine too... one fine day! ;-)
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