In random order, here is a list of the most embarrassing things that have happened to me that I have not blocked out of my subconciousness. Some of them I blogged about before so I've embedded the link if you want to read more. Are you ready?
1. Grade 7 got my boobies felt 'accidentally' by a boy
2. Walked down the length of the manufacturing floor with my skirt tucked up in my pantihose.
3. THE time I ruined a brand new bathtub at my relatives in Ireland.
4. Driving Challenge #1 - the speaker at the drive in was in the wrong place
5. Driving Challenge #2 - backwards on the Queensway
6. Fell off my bike and did a flip
7. Got propositioned in Mexico ..... by another couple for a foursome!!!!
8. Was bragging to my friends (I was in my twenties) about my weight training and said to a guy as I held up my arm in a Popeye fashion "Feel my pecs". (Right intentions, wrong muscle group!!)
9. Pool Boy and I had the one and only weekend alone at home, in our life, one summer. Kids were away at camps, cottages, friends etc. He and I were relaxing in the pool laying on a double air mattress and I was doing a little innocent topless sunbathing when and out of town relative dropped in unexpectedly and walked through the backyard gate. Not one of my 'favourite' relatives that I would appreciate a drop in from. Actually he's very rough and rude and kind of a pig. Needless to say, when he saw me topless and I quickly hid behind the air mattress, he did not let on, but kept talking away and wouldn't let me get out of the pool to cover up. Finally I was frozen and had to make a dash.
10. Once in my teens my boyfriend gave me a small bottle of Binaca breath drops. Ouch!
11. I was in a new relationship and the first night that we spend together I ended up farting all night. Just as I was falling asleep, one would creep out and wake me up. Consequently, I didn't sleep much all night trying to control my farts but not being very successful at it!
12. At the supper table someone said something really funny just as I had taken a gulp of milk and I laughed and milk came out my nose. OK that's not really so much embarrassing as incredibly funny on it's own! It would be embarrassing if I weren't at a regular family dinner.
13. Started writing a blog and published all my intimate secrets for anyone to see because I'm such a blabber.
And you? What can you top on my list?
ICL
15 comments:
yep, I can't top the topless sunbathing one. That's just too much. You need to fix whatever happened to let him walk right in. :)
*chokes with laughter* I can't top that. The topless sunbathing... nope...
What a great list. Too funny.
LOL! :D Oh my - thanks for the laughs!
Your fishtailing on the Queensway sounds scary! And your boyfriend's dad ended up driving backwards on the Queensway? I guess there wasn't much traffic at the time. ;)
Great stories. :) Thanks for sharing!
Have a good day. :)
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LMAO...ohhh I respect your bravery for admitting your embarrassing moments.
One time when I was like 11 or so, I went swimming with a friend who was a boy and my boob slipped out of my swimming suit. I was sooo embarrassed but he was so nice about it...at least to my face and that's what counts. But I was horrified.
My 13 are up.
When it comes to embarrassing moments you definitely are the champion,ha,ha..
I can't think of one thing that has happened to me that could top anything on this list..
Wow... some pretty embarrassing moments there... sorry I can't top ANY of those :-) Happy TT
hahah! i once farted so loud in my sleep that i woke up both myself and my husband. he didn't say anything about it until i asked him *sheepishly* about it in the morning. we now joke that i woke up the entire apartment complex. funny list! i have a friend who did the walk of shame with her skirt in her pantyhose at the grocery store. and a friend whose tube top accidentally slipped down, exposing her nip, at work, to our boss! haha. ps. office tonight!
Wow-you're very brave! :)
It is a good thing people don't literally die from embarassment. Some of these would have been fatal. I don't sunbath (natural permanent tan) but if I did I would do it topless. The closest I came to having a momnet like that was in High school. Eveyone was home for winter break except me. I had to stay and work to pay off part of my school bill. So I had the entire dorm to myself. One late afternoon I decided to boldly stride down the halls au naturale. As I got close to the main stairsway, I heard a student coming up the stairs. He was giving a tour to a prospective family. I was able to duck into the bathroom and hide in the shower without being seen. Ah high school.
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OK - while I was working in Washington, D.C., long, long ago, I was walking through the one of the US House of Representatives office buildings and my slip fell off. Just slam, fell. off. my. body. And I just kicked it through an open door and kept on walking like nobody's business. Yes, indeedy.
Happy TT!!
Wow! Those are some embarrassing moments. I don't think I've had too many bad ones, mostly involved with me getting lost and going to the wrong place.
I can't think of any embarrassing moments off of the top of my head, although im sure i have plenty! But your #12 reminds me of when I puked out of my nose while we were camping. needless to say, after about 3 seconds i was the only one left around the camp fire!
You had boobies in 7th grade?
Maybe I am a late bloomer...am still waiting to grow mine.
Wow, you are courageous! I like reading about other people's embarrassing moments. Perhaps I should post mine too... one fine day! ;-)
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