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Saturday, March 31, 2007

No more blogging?

The Big Google Dupe

Ya, right. I think I'm pretty hooked. I don't think I could stop blogging. But, just in case you're wondering, I am going to cut back a bit, prolly not post every day like I have been.

The weather is getting nice out. I have lots to do around the homefront and I think it's better that I concentrate my energies there than into something I enjoy. LOL

If I do anything heroic, stupid, entertaining or otherwise during this concentration of my energies, (there may be plenty of opportunities, folks!), I will be back here later to blog about it.

I'm not gonna play SPH today. Here's a picture of water posted previously for another photo meme. Cheater cheater, pumpkin eater!

If you feel inclined, please visit my photoblog and vote for some of my photos for JPG magazine if you like them. The link is in the top post. Ya they suck compared to all of the submissions so go take a look.

Oh and while I'm stooping to brazen bloggert begging, asking you to do that, I'm also going to ask if you see the following little symbol on my blogs that looks like this Irish Bloggers, can you click on it and vote for me? It's for IrishBlogs and you'll find it on the following of my sites:

Sláinte ~ It’s only Me ~ this site ~ under category Blogging
ICL Snaps ~ me photoblog ~ under Leisure (there was no photography category)
Irish and Loving It ~ The Video Blog ~ under Music
All about ICL ~ Memes and Stuff ~ under Personal
ICL Plays ~ Comics, Jokes, Lotsa fun stuff ~ under Humour

I have a small chance of moving up the chain if I get a few votes so it would be much appreciated.

I hope everyone has a great weekend and great weather, wherever you are!!

Thursday, March 29, 2007


My Thursday Thirteen is on About ICL

New photos on
ICL Snaps
Found at Pam's:

Which Irish Goddess Are You? (awesome pics)

You are Danu, the great earth goddess who rules over fertility, prosperity and cattle. Moo? In any event, you are the power that is in the land, never to be overcome by mortals. Your power is in the imagination of those who see magic in the twilight mist between the worlds. You're also the mother and daughter of Dagda, which is quite a neat trick. As a Mother Goddess, you are renowned for suckling godlets. There are still two hills in County Kerry still known as the Paps of Danu. Not much for modesty, now are we, Danu?
Take this quiz!


Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Cyber Cruise Hat Parade

Need I say more?

1. Qualified Beer Drinker, 2. Viking, 3. Lady Hatterly, 4. Rasta, Mon, 5. Rapper, yo what's up dog?, 6. Queenie, 7. ICL Cop, 8. Cowboy, 9. Guinness Hat, 10. Gladiator, 11. Deer Hunter, 12. Bowler, 13. sastronaut

http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text
All about the Cyber Cruise

Do you want to hop aboard at next port? Read about Cruiser Grades.
Read more about Lifecruiser cyber cruise.
The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports

Cyber Cruise Souvenirs below

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Jokes and Buttons

Quick post. Gotta get to werk.

New Joke at ICL Plays.

Some souvenir buttons for the Cyber Cruise:

Cyber Cruise Watcher Button:

Cyber Cruise Pirattitude Participant!

Cyber Cruise Ottawa!

More souvenirs here: Cyber Cruise Souvenirs at Captain Lifecruiser's

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Dis an' Dat

In honour of yesterday's screaming out loud rant post, I've decided that I enjoy saying this and that or rather 'dis and dat. So for today's post, I'm gonna tell you to do dis and dat.

You may choose to oblige and do da dis and dat dat I tell you. Or you may ignore me but call me a dumb kumquat and den go home. (See it really is contagious isn't it?)

Maybe I'm just missing talking like a pirate and am using this as a substitute drug. Oh well, I'm not paying you for my psychoanalysis.

Here's da dis an' dat:

Go here to see dis. Warning ~ very sentimental!! *snort*

Go dere to see dat. It really happened!

Go over dere to see dis. Very funny video!!

Oh and check this out! I put a post up on 2KBloggers about the Cyber Cruise.

2k Bloggers Check out my post on 2K Bloggers. If you are a member of 2KBloggers you can post on that blog. This is my second post. Here was my first. It was an interview with a fellow 2K blogger, Jas Chocolate.

Oh and I can't forget about our speaking Italian day over at RennyBA's Terella where we visit the grandness that is Rome on the Cyber Cruise. Good times!

An' when yer done with dat, tell me all about it! Heeeeee

http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text
All about the Cyber Cruise

Do you want to hop aboard at next port? Read about Cruiser Grades.
Read more about Lifecruiser cyber cruise.
The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports

Saturday, March 24, 2007

I'm crabby but still cruisin'

Having a loverly day at Chesapeake Beach, Maryland with Melli and all her friends! Of course, I'm on the Cyber Cruise with Cap'n Mrs Lifecruiser. She's a blast! Hey if you're looking for someone fun to hang out with, she's your man ... ah ... er ... I'm mean lady.

Hey you don't have to be a regular cruiser to spend the day with us at any port. Just comment away, once, twice, many times and tell us what you're up to while you tour that port. Show us what you bought on your blog! Share similar experiences. The more the merrier!

It look's like this Cyber Cruisin' may be around to stay for awhile so hop on board. More details below.

Rant follows ....

So I picked up this great T-shirt in Maryland, after I stuffed myself with crab, because I felt it would only be fair that I should wear this T-shirt on certain days for fair warning.

Some days (like some days this week!) I feel so angry like I could tear a strip off someone. I know it's only the hormones but it feels like it comes so frequently now and so intense. I don't like feeling this way (oh ya, who does?).

I can't like clock out of work for a week every month (ya my fuse has been really short with some people this week but I managed to keep it under control) and shut down my blog and ignore my family so that I don't have to deal with any one for these days. OK I was just kidding about the blog part. LOL No, but I mean I get really sensitive sometimes and I need to just chill out.

Like I'll use an example of my dear dear friend Gattina. Yesterday she posted about today's Cyber Cruise port and the previous day's Cyber Cruise port but forgot to mention mine, which was yesterday. (Thanks for the visits y'all BTW!) It was an honest mistake. I had signed up for that port late. She had pulled the schedule down onto her laptop earlier, before I had been added.

Of course I pointed it out to her and she promptly apologized and corrected, such a sweet thing! But here I was thinking it was a slight against me? Am I on crackers?

Here's another werk example, I send an email asking for clarification on something, I get a response back with a long winded answer with more info than I asked for and no direct answer to my question. Please, just answer the feckin' question people!!

Will it take more time or not with this additional scope and if so how much? Don't tell me that well you're going to do this, and then you're going to do that and then you're going to pick your nose ... and? So is all of this nose picking and dis and dat included in your original estimate or what? I can't read minds!! Hellllllloooooooo!

Nor do I care that you are planning to pick your nose after you dis it and dat it! All I want to know as project manager is did you screw up your first estimate and now we need to alter course (so to speak Cap'n heee) or can dis and dat and nose picks be absorbed by your first estimate. Don't try to hide behind how complicated it is.

If you did your freakin' homework up front and researched it a little more you would have known how complicated it was when you did your first low a$$ ball estimate. That's called accountability, nerd face. Now you expect me to flower it all up for you because you missed the boat (heeee! see I can still laugh with these cruise references!)

OK, a legitimate scope change requested by the customer, I'm right behind you buddy and will back yer a$$ up all the way to Chesapeake Bay. I'll friggin' document it and get it signed off and your little wee hiny will be smelling so sweet we will all want to kiss it and mine too! ah ... er .. well never mind.

All of the above was said about a person who I have great respect for. So why am I all whiney a$$ about this person because I am so hormonal or fucked up. (Hey, did you notice I used all of the other slang terms for the F word before now in this post and now only have to resort to using the actual word because, well frankly, we're talking about me here, and this is the only word that fits!!)

I won't even go into the family side of things, well because, that's just too cruel, on my part. It's is them, not me. But my hormonal imbalance probably doesn't help the situation. 'nuff said.

Plus, I like cry at the drop of Melli's hat (LOL, couldn't resist Mel), for anything sentimental or sad. Sheeesssh! I cry at church for dog's sake, because the readings or homily touches me. It's so embarrassing. Oh and of course, in church (well not just church), we pray for others and ourselves and our families and while I am doing that before mass starts, I'm start to tear up! I can't take it anymore!!!!

I just want to laugh and have fun and do fun things! All advices and empathies graciously accepted. You can even use the F word and tell me to suck it up!

http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text
All about the Cyber Cruise

Do you want to hop aboard at next port? Read about Cruiser Grades.
Read more about Lifecruiser cyber cruise.
The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports

Saturday Photo Hunt here

Friday, March 23, 2007

Cruise Port Day 8 ~ Cyber Cruise



Well since my last attempt at a visit we were taken over by pirates on the booze crooze Cyber Cruise, I now am finally glad to be able to show you my home town, Ottawa, Canada.

Where the heck is Ottawa you ask? Well to get your bearings, click here. Can you see Ottawa? hint, it's in what is known as central Canada. North of New York between Toronto and Montreal. You found it! Good for you! Now I'm going to tell you all that's good about Ottawa, with a little dirt thrown in for good measure, or I'm not Irish Church Lady!

Ottawa Queen - Rideau Canal - Ottawa - May 2005Sunset on Ottawa River Parkway - Ottawa - Jun 2005Ottawa is the Capital City of Canada and used to be called Bytown, because it was significantly influenced by Colonel John By when he built the Rideau Canal in 1832. Originally it was home to the Algonquin First Nations Peoples (pssst, we don't say Indian anymore, as a sign of respect, it is not politically correct) and was known as Kichi Sibi or Kichissippi, meaning "Great River". It soon became a booming log town due to the rivers accessibility, now known as the Ottawa River.

Ottawa - Canada's Capital City
Prime Minister's Residence at the far left - Ottawa River - Ottawa - May 2005Please click here to see a live webcam of our Houses of Parliament (government) and you will know what kind of weather I am having here today! At the right is a picture of the Prime Minister's residence which is currently occupied by Stephen Harper, whom I think, I might add, is doing a marvelous job! (You didn't expect NOT to get editorial comments from the Church Lady did ya? I might get some flack for that one. Bite me!)

Ottawa is not as big a city as Toronto, or Montreal of Vancouver so it often gets forgotten that it is the Capital of Canada. Although at 1.2 million population, we are the fourth largest city in Canada. It is said that "with the highest-educated workforce in Canada, Ottawa has more engineers, scientists and PhDs per capita than any other city in the country." Woot!
The Rideau Canal...
Skating on the Rideau Canal, Ottawa

It is a beautiful city, full of lots of protected parkland space and lots of activities to do. I would rather not live in any other city in Canada.

Winterlude Festival in Ottawa, CanadaBeavertails ~ YUM!In the winter the Rideau Canal is frozen (almost!) solid and becomes the world's longest skating rink and is a popular tourist destination for our winter carnival known as Winterlude. (This is one way we try to make our winter here more bearable!) Have you ever heard of eating beaver tails? Well we do that here, except they are the cinnamon-sugar kind!!

Ottawa war memorial in FebThe National War Memorial became a bit of a controversy last summer when on CANADA DAY, a drunken youth peed (is that how you spell that? maybe I should say pissed?) on the memorial which contains the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier (shown right at the base of the war memorial).
Ottawa - War MemorialBuried in here are the actual remains of a soldier, unknown in name or rank or face, who died in WWI in France. The repatriation of his remains only happened this century, in May 2000. The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier was created to honour the more than 116,000 Canadians who sacrificed their lives in the cause of peace and freedom.

Notice how the inscription on the tomb is in English and French? We are a bilingual country. The Official Languages Act was implemented in 1988. All federal institutions are obligated to operate in both languages and as a result, Ottawa is a fairly bilingual city. Mais pas moi, je parle seulement un peu du Français, mais j'essaye ! Mon epouse est francophone et mes enfants parlent français aux niveaux variables. (Not me though. I speak only a little bit of French, but I do try! My spouse is Francophone and my children speak French at varying levels.) [Hey, I actually wrote that first and then did a google translate and I did not too bad! I think I am better at writing French than speaking it. My kids couldn't understand when they were young and I used to review their homework and notice spelling mistakes. They'd say to me "Hey, how come you can't speak French but you can spell in French?!! LOL] I digress. :)

Canadian Tulip Festival, Ottawa, Ontario, CanadaOttawa is known for it's Canadian Tulip Festival held every spring as well. The tulip bulbs planted originate from a gift from Queen Juliana of the Netherlands. During WWII, Queen Juliana took refuge here with her two girls. (Actually Princess Margriet was born in Ottawa) To thank Canada for their hospitality and for their role in liberating Holland, she gave the City a gift of 100,0o0 tulip bulbs.

Canada Flag Escort

CanadaDay2006 009Canada Day 2004  - Parliament Hill

In Ottawa, on Canada Day (what we call Canada's birthday - July 1), there is a big party downtown at Parliament Hill with fireworks and lots of flags! You see we Canadians are very proud of our flag not only because it is so unique and pretty, but it only became our flag in 1965 when Canada was only 98 years old. Before that we flew a flag containing the British Flag, the Union Jack ~ see all of Canada's past flags here, even before we were an independent country, including one containing the Fleur de Lis.

Well I'd like to thank you all for visiting my humble city at this port on the Cyber Cruise. To find out more about what it is and where it started and where it's going, please read the Cruise Nuise below.

http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text All about the Cyber Cruise

Do you want to hop aboard at next port? Read about Cruiser Grades.
Read more about Lifecruiser cyber cruise.
The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #85, my #35

Thirteen Things

  1. OK so if you read my blog regularly you probably know that this last week has been all about the Cyber Cruise that we're on. So I just thought that if you were getting sick of reading about it I would sadly disappoint you now because I'm still gonna blog about it today!!!

  2. It has been really fun! Much more than I had expected! So if you're an outsider looking in, get on board. We're all about goofing around and saying silly things and being a little horny or raunchy but all in the name of good clean fun! So before we continue with CC~TT, please complete the CC poll:

  3. I'm getting a lot of laughs on this cruise, especially from mon Capitaine Lifecruiser. She is a riot! Of course without mentioning other names for fear of forgetting anyone I will say that (cough) the hat lady gives us all a run for our money, not to mention the (cough, cough) shoe lady, then there's the viking twins (hoo hoo & ha ha), and spanish esmarelda and maridoggybeth. Ohh, ohhh and I didn't forget you, cattinoyergats! You guys show great spirit in the most senseless manner, and I mean that in a very endearing way!

  4. I'm really seeing and learning about some really awesome cities and interesting facts and tidbits about these places, right from the horses mouth!

  5. The food and drink in port is awesome too! And since it's virtual, no calories! (We're not counting the beer I had when I was reading the blogs the other night are we???)

  6. So when I did my first port posting (Tuesday), the preview of the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie was not working but I think it is now. It looks like another fine one to wrap up the tale. Aye, mateys.

  7. Ah yes and we all had entirely too much fun talking like pirates that day. I can't wait until September 19 which is TAPD (Talk Like A Pirate Day). I am going to really get into it this year! Aye ye scalliwags and sea dogs, of that ye can be sure!

  8. I wish I could learn to make these cute buttons like this cute little Berliner Bear that Sanni made for us. Isn't she special? I'm calling him Irving even though I'm not sure if he is a boy or a girl. I survived eating the currywurst in Berlin and it was yum!
  9. The neat thing about visiting with all the bloggers from different parts of the world is that it reminds me of how much we are all the same. Separated by miles, water and moulah only, but joined by the spirit of adventure, fun, and heartfelt kindness. That we are!
  10. Ya so because I still have to swab the poop deck during the day (aka pillage for gold Arrrrr!), and then I go to visit the Cyber Cruisers first at night I am a little behind on my bloglines and I apologize wholeheartedly for that. I have not forgotten you all non cruisers and will be back to catch up! On that you can be certain!
  11. I've only got three more things to say on this topic (yay, lucky me!): Today our Cyber Cruise Port is: Alaska, USA ~ Hostess: Maribeth, The Dackel Princess and Tomorrow is: Ottawa, Canada ~ Hostess: Irish Church Lady, Sláinte ~ It’s only Me (hey, that's me!)
  12. Past Ports: Stockholm, Sweden, , Oslo, Norway ~ Viking A, Viking B, Waterloo, Belgium , Barcelona, Spain, Tartuga Cove, Pirate's Harbour, Berlin, Germany
  13. Why don't you hop aboard at next port? Read more about Lifecruiser cyber cruise and Cruiser Grades and The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports

Weee!!! Was it as fun fer ye as it was fer me?! LMAO

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

European Poop (Deck)

Your Inner European is Dutch!

Open minded and tolerant.
You're up for just about anything.

See Foto Pherrets over dere... sorry still want to talk like a pirate!

Had a wild time on the rockin' ship LifeCruiser yesterday! Cap'n Jacquotte The Horny and all 'er mates kept the ship hoppin'. Tanks fer all ye grande pirate talkin'. T'was a right scalliwaggin' time and fun was had fer all!

Otherwise I'm pooped out on the poop deck but gettin' ready re me next port o' call on Friday.

http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text All about the Cyber Cruise

Today our Cyber Cruise Port is: Berlin, Germany ~ Hostess: Sanni

Tomorrow: Alaska, USA ~ Hostess: Maribeth, The Dackel Princess

Past Ports: Stockholm, Sweden, Oslo, Norway ~ Viking A, Viking B, Waterloo, Belgium , Barcelong, Spain, Tartuga Cove, Pirate's Harbour

Do you want to hop aboard at next port? Read about Cruiser Grades.
Read more about Lifecruiser cyber cruise.
The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Pirate Attack!!

Captain Lifecruiser and crew ~ hand over yer ears! You are being attacked!!! ~ by Pirate Music!!! Not only that but yer being attacked by bad taste, raucousness and debauchery! Gattina ~ stop them!! Throw some of Sanni's shoes!!! Quick!! Those BAM ones will do! (Ya the Big A$$ M... ones!) . Oh it's only Richard Marcus and Johnny Caruso that are plundering us with their recently released song "It's Great to be a Pirate". They'll be moving along soon!

The Pirate Partay Ship from de Cyber Cruise
my pimped pic!Avast!!! Capitaine Lifecruiser is having a partay!!! Aye she is. Ana it's aboard her Loveboat! All awash wit' buxom beauties an' wenches. Today, this port of call is with yours truly, the Irish Church Lady.

Aarrr!!! No, not the sweet and innocent one that you all know and love. (She is an angel though isn't she? ) This is the Irish Pirate Church Lady, with a bit of pirattitude mixed in with the Irish.

She is a feisty one, make no mistake about it. She'll shiver yer timbers and make ye walk the plank if ye don't behave like a pirate on this here now my Poop Deck.

Mrs. Lifecruiser is havin' 'er way with the Mr. Last I saw 'im, he was a obliging. They'll be no need for that Sanni's wooden pipe dick at this port. No, but we 'ave a few wi' wooden legs around, as necess'ry.

Me seaworthy ship is going to take you on a little harbour cruise. An' in case you don'ta think I'm a qualified, to run yer little lads and lasses 'round the 'arbour, you'd better check this out first!

So hop abard smartly an' make yerself at home me beauties. Pour yerself some fine grog, the finest in the land an' we'll be dancin' the hornpipe 'for you know it! An' also just to let ye know there's lots of buried treasure in this here post. Ye just haf ta dig it up!!

Yo, even the cats are pillaging and plundering!


Renny and Tor, your Viking ways are fitting right in. An' if yer inclined to want to do some deep discussion and analysis, take a gander over at the Pirate Personality Test but before you do that, get your pirate name at the pirate name generator an' identify yerself, or ye will have to walk the plank!!

Irish Church Lady, your pirate name is
Bess the Rough

What is YOUR pirate name?

Melli lead the way wit' yer pirates hat an' all ye pirates and wenches can get yer hats there too! Put 'em on yer blog with yer grog an' yer frog. (Oh I like the way that sounds!) An' dar's Viking hats dar too!

Arrrrr Mateys! Did ye know that the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie ~ At World's End is being released on May 25 but the trailer is just being released today! Check it out by clicking on the title above. Those Disney Scalliwags! That thar player appears t' be broken. Scoundrels!!!

Ahoy some fun and some rum in the sun wouldn't you say? Now are ye up for that Mar with' yer big Magnum of Dom??? What 'bout ye Maribeth, you're being awfully quiet over thar!? What are ye up to??

An' all ye other wenches, bums and blaggarts ~ make yerself heard!!!
Aye that's the spirit o' Johnny, ah, er, I'm mean Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
(Jack Sparrow "Chicken Dance" clips) (Gattina - specially for you ~ click here)

Ahoy me mates and beauties! Now I can tell that with the grog youse are all gettin' a wee bit frisky on me ;-) . So I think it's time to vote for the best pirate pick up line of the partay!

Now I bid you adieu with some fine video from the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie ~ Dead Man's Chest ~ only these are extra piratey becausing they're filled with lots of pirate mistakes and lots of laughing.
They're Dead Man's Chest bloopers!
Enjoy mates!

Thanks to ye all for showin' yer pirattitude!
An' don't be forgettin' that the annual TLAPD (Talk Like a Pirate Day) is on September 19.
Be there or be .... not talkin' like a pirate!

Tamarrah we be needin' some more Coffee (2 Go) so we be headin' to Sanni's port of Berlin, Germany. Rest up lads!

Monday, March 19, 2007

España ~ Updated!

Enjoying the cruise port stop in Barcelona, Spain today.

Mar has put on a fabulous display of photos and food.

I've posted my own little contribution on my Video Blog today which is a Video of a Catalonian Singer, Albert Pla. A cute video, rendition of "Take a Walk on the Wild Side".

Update!~ In me party dress for the evening! Everyone is having such a swell time! This is really turning into a fabulous cruise!

http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text All about the Cyber Cruise

Mrs Lifecruiser is having a V-cruise starting on Friday March 16. What's a V-cruise you ask? A virtual cruise!! Some call it a Cyber Cruise. Read all about it here and here.

The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports

Seven Songs

Tug has tagged me. Isn't she purdy?

List seven songs you are into right now...no matter what they are....BUT.... They must be songs you are presently enjoying. Then tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to.

Well let's see this is easy. I just have to flip over to my handy dandy Irish and Loving It Video Blog and rhyme 'em off:

  1. Where the Streets have no Name - U2 (this is a funny coincidence because I posted this video up Friday a.m. and then on Friday at work we had a band come in for St. Patrick's Day at lunch hour and this is the last song that the played ~ after many Irish tunes of course.)
  2. Jennifer Hudson ~ And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going ~ from Dreamgirls
  3. Listen ~ Beyonce (from Dreamgirls)
  4. Fergalicious ~ Fergie
  5. Hey Mama ~ Black Eyed Peas
  6. The Town I Loved So Well - Paddy Reilly
  7. Not Ready to Make Nice ~ Dixie Chicks

I tag 7 people who's first name's begin with the first letter of eac'h item in the above list.

That is W, J, L, F, H, T, N

That's right peoples. Don't let me down and don't make me come lookin' for ya. If you've never spoken up b4, now would be a good time.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Cruise Nuise

Firstly, thanks to everyone for your lovely St. Patrick's Day wishes yesterday! It was a grand day! I had lots of fun with the jokes and Irish prayers and blessings I left on many blogs.

Now on to
http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text

We are having a wild and rauchous grand time aboard Lifecruiser's Cyber Cruise boat!

We started in Stockholm, Sweden from Mrs LC's port and then went to Oslo, Norway where RennyBA and TorAa were our taunting and teasing gracious hosts! You must go see their joint video, prepared last night! True Vikings trying to share the love!! Today is Waterloo, Belgium where we will be delighted so see what Gattina has up the sleeve of her Egyptian dress! (She was just reminiscing ~ you'll have to read her post to understand). On Monday we go with Mar to Barcelona, Spain.

Yours truly is hosting it on March 20th at a surprise destination port! Mysteries abound!

Melli is up to her usual hilarious tricks. Maribeth and Sanni and lots of others are up to various antics in the comments! You've gotta read them. And if you visit, please tell us you dropped in on that port! The more the better group sex we'll have the merrier!

Here is the link to the schedule so you can see where we're headed after that!


Make your own Zing!

All about the Cyber Cruise

Mrs Lifecruiser is having a V-cruise starting on Friday March 16. What's a V-cruise you ask? A virtual cruise!! Some call it a Cyber Cruise. Read all about it here and here.

The Cyber Cruise Scheduled ports