Pirate Attack!!

Captain Lifecruiser and crew ~ hand over yer ears! You are being attacked!!! ~ by Pirate Music!!! Not only that but yer being attacked by bad taste, raucousness and debauchery! Gattina ~ stop them!! Throw some of Sanni's shoes!!! Quick!! Those BAM ones will do! (Ya the Big A$$ M... ones!) . Oh it's only Richard Marcus and Johnny Caruso that are plundering us with their recently released song "It's Great to be a Pirate". They'll be moving along soon!


Avast!!! Capitaine Lifecruiser is having a partay!!! Aye she is. Ana it's aboard her Loveboat! All awash wit' buxom beauties an' wenches. Today, this port of call is with yours truly, the Irish Church Lady.

Aarrr!!! No, not the sweet and innocent one that you all know and love. (She is an angel though isn't she? ) This is the Irish Pirate Church Lady, with a bit of pirattitude mixed in with the Irish.

She is a feisty one, make no mistake about it. She'll shiver yer timbers and make ye walk the plank if ye don't behave like a pirate on this here now my Poop Deck.

Mrs. Lifecruiser is havin' 'er way with the Mr. Last I saw 'im, he was a obliging. They'll be no need for that Sanni's wooden pipe dick at this port. No, but we 'ave a few wi' wooden legs around, as necess'ry.

Me seaworthy ship is going to take you on a little harbour cruise. An' in case you don'ta think I'm a qualified, to run yer little lads and lasses 'round the 'arbour, you'd better check this out first!

So hop abard smartly an' make yerself at home me beauties. Pour yerself some fine grog, the finest in the land an' we'll be dancin' the hornpipe 'for you know it! An' also just to let ye know there's lots of buried treasure in this here post. Ye just haf ta dig it up!!

Yo, even the cats are pillaging and plundering!

Renny and Tor, your Viking ways are fitting right in. An' if yer inclined to want to do some deep discussion and analysis, take a gander over at the Pirate Personality Test but before you do that, get your pirate name at the pirate name generator an' identify yerself, or ye will have to walk the plank!!

Irish Church Lady, your pirate name is
Bess the Rough

What is YOUR pirate name?

Melli lead the way wit' yer pirates hat an' all ye pirates and wenches can get yer hats there too! Put 'em on yer blog with yer grog an' yer frog. (Oh I like the way that sounds!) An' dar's Viking hats dar too!

Arrrrr Mateys! Did ye know that the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie ~ At World's End is being released on May 25 but the trailer is just being released today! Check it out by clicking on the title above. Those Disney Scalliwags! That thar player appears t' be broken. Scoundrels!!!

Ahoy some fun and some rum in the sun wouldn't you say? Now are ye up for that Mar with' yer big Magnum of Dom??? What 'bout ye Maribeth, you're being awfully quiet over thar!? What are ye up to??

An' all ye other wenches, bums and blaggarts ~ make yerself heard!!!

Aye that's the spirit o' Johnny, ah, er, I'm mean Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

(Jack Sparrow "Chicken Dance" clips) (Gattina - specially for you ~ click here)

Ahoy me mates and beauties! Now I can tell that with the grog youse are all gettin' a wee bit frisky on me ;-) . So I think it's time to vote for the best pirate pick up line of the partay!

Now I bid you adieu with some fine video from the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie ~ Dead Man's Chest ~ only these are extra piratey becausing they're filled with lots of pirate mistakes and lots of laughing.

They're Dead Man's Chest bloopers!

Enjoy mates!

Thanks to ye all for showin' yer pirattitude!

An' don't be forgettin' that the annual TLAPD (Talk Like a Pirate Day) is on September 19.

Be there or be .... not talkin' like a pirate!

Tamarrah we be needin' some more Coffee (2 Go) so we be headin' to Sanni's port of Berlin, Germany. Rest up lads!

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