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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Seven Drunken Nights

Thursday Thirteen is at ICL is at Home this week.

This song originally heralds from The Dubliners.

The last couple of verses are not normally sung because they are so crude so I've given you the words below.

As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely sow that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
They're two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But laces in Geranium pots I never saw before

And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a head upon the bed where my old head should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a baby boy that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before

And as I went home on Saturday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw two hands upon her breasts where my old hands should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns them hands upon your breasts where my old hands should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely night gown that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But fingers in a night gown sure I never saw before

As I went home on Sunday night as drunk as drunk could be
I saw a thing in her thing where my old thing should be
Well, I called me wife and I said to her: Will you kindly tell to me
Who owns that thing in your thing where my old thing should be

Ah, you're drunk,
you're drunk you silly old fool,
still you can not see
That's a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me
Well, it's many a day I've travelled a hundred miles or more
But hair on a tin whistle sure I never saw before


P.S. Christie at the Mis-Adventures of Captain Poopy has a funny post for all you fans of American Idol. Christie ~ this is me as an M&M.

http://www.trippytext.com/ - Trippy Text
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http://www.makeyourspace.com/


P.S. Mrs Lifecruiser is having a V-cruise starting on Friday March 16. What's a V-cruise you ask? A virtual cruise!! Some call it a Cyber Cruise. Read all about it here and here.

Yours truly is hosting it on March 20th at a surprise destination port! Mysteries abound!

7 comments:

mist1 said...

My new anthem...I'll remember it for as long as I can.

Gattina said...

Oh my ! How many times I have dansed to that ! You dig out old souvenirs with that song !
BTW thanks for the comment on my sunshine bathing cats. The white one is a ceramic cat, lol !
I collected 13 symptoms of a retired man

Lisa said...

I love that you put up all the verses!

I must say, you look mah-vel-ous as a M&M.

So, are you all ready for St. Patty's day now?

Pam said...

I gotta say...that vid freaks me out...I watched it a few weeks ago and yikes.

Love the song tho....truly a fun one. Banned up until recently and then only a few verses.
♥Pam

Bob-kat said...

Hee, hee. I can see why they don't normally play it but it is funny!

So - you're on the Cyber cruise too huh? I'll have to remember to pop back to check it out!

Christie said...

hahah! that's so bad! i love it! re: idol, why sanjaya why!!!!! by the way, tonight's office is my favorite, the one where everyone goes on sales pitches, there is so much that's funny about this one. dwight on hold in the office, never takes vacations, haha! jim slapping dwight. dwight rocking out in the car. dwight is my favorite, can you tell?

Mrs Lifecruiser said...

Oh, that's my kind of songs ;-)

So, no showing off your packing, keeping that too a mystery. Man you're teasing us big....