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Monday, April 16, 2007

Irish Marriage Counselling



After just a few years of marriage filled with constant bickering, the Kerry couple decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?"

Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down.

Afterwards, the wife sat speechless. The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband,"Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

7 comments:

chase said...

hahaha that is hilarious but the husband is a bit stupid for not getting it right away

Melli said...

ROFL! That's a gooooood one! I love it!

Fleur de Lisa said...

Oh, I love it!

Sword Girl said...

That is a great one!!! :) LOL!!

mist1 said...

Ha!

Thank G*d my therapist never laid one on me. He's not my type.

mist1 said...

Not that I have a type.

Irish Church Lady :) said...

Chase ~ aren't all husbands?

Melli ~ Ya almost makes you want to go for marriage counselling!

Fleur de Lisa ~ there's a post coming on ICL talks about this! lol

Sword Girl ~ me too!

mist1 ~ I think you should post about that! hee